I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?Yup
I don’t care who you are, what nationality, what gender, what sexualty
You are lying if you dont think Natalie Dormer is hella fine
you know what I admire? People who tell you exactly how they feel. People who will straight up tell me they don’t like me or tell me they fucking love me. People who don’t sugar-coat every fucking thing. People who can admit to who they really are and OWN it. People who tell you the truth even if it will kill you.
if you’re not that kind of person, stay the fuck away from me.
I don’t have time for mind games.🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont
then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]